Break! Blaspheme! I say! we're secretly being laid off, I say! *shot *
Ok now that I have that nonsensical mumbo-jumbo conspiracy out of the way there have been several events on the net I have been wanting to discuss...
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Those of you that bought an Xbox-360 have most likely replaced or sent it in for repairs due to the "RED RING OF DEATH"! du dun duuuun *shot*
The red ring of death is a casualty that happens when the Xbox fries due to overheating cus o it's insufficient cooling methods. A true ring of death is only 3/4 of a ring. If it's a full ring then your av plug is lose. A solution is to wrap your xbox with a towel tightly but only temporarily. Note that the warranty has been extender so even launch consoles are still covered legally.
Has any one heard of the tragedy of that one guy that had a normal console signed by multiple people involved in Halo making it original. It's been said that he sent it in assured that the priceless artwork was guaranteed safe when he sent it in for the red ring of death repairs. When he got it back he was in a state of depression as he found out they wiped it clean (they cleaned it!)! He is now satisfied thanks to the bag of swag he received as compensation.
Note check out this guy Cril or some thing. He's a street performed that dressed up as an old man for his act.
[link]By the way today is

day! 3/14 *shot several times*